"I'm just a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a bitch"
Kat. 18. Scandinavia

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i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they have had sex yet

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“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

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i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

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